Hillary Dance...

OK, I know that you have ALL done this before, but today, the kids and I had a GREAT chuckle over it!! I think it is funnier when it is "someone else" that when it is actually your OWN faux pas. Today, the kids and I are on our way to town for Gra to get a haircut and Garrett to go to football. Garrett is OFFICIALLY big enough to sit in the front seat, although if it were up to ME, since the airbag warning says "12 and under are safer in the backseat", I'd keep him there, even though he DOES weigh more than many adults... but I digress...

We are jamming on the way to town, and a song comes on the radio. One of the kids told me to turn it up, and we are all singing up a storm. The song that is on the radio is "Every Day" by Rascal Flatts. (I added a snippet of it to the playlist so you can hear what SHE was hearing) In Gra's big voice, from her little body, she is belting out "Hillary dance, Hillary dance, Hillary dance, you see, my love!!!" I ask her was she making up her own words and using this tune. She said that she was just singing along with the singer. At this time, we are ALL rolling, INCLUDING GRA. The song, in case you don't know it, is "Every day, every day. Every day, you save, my life". So, the NEXT time you are listening to the radio, and this song comes on, I challenge you NOT to think of "Hillary Dance"!!

Garrett had a MUCH better practice today. I posted a picture of him hitting a dummy. I know NOTHING about what he does during practice, but I do try to watch it all, so that when he questions if I saw "blah blah blah" the I can always assure him I have!!!

I am really starting to enjoy blogging. I REALLY like reading everyone elses!!! I was on the tractor today, shovelling poo, thinking about what my topic might be tonight (now how many of YOU can say that's what YOU were doing when you were in deep thought -no pun intended!!). I did check my email today,after shovelling, and discovered something. If my "real job" (an SLP) doesn't ever work out, I have SOOOO many options. According to my HUNDREDS of emails, someone is looking for me for a class reunion. There is a great need for academic college counsellors in Crofton. I have almost 1 million dollars saved for me in various gift cards of $100 denominations each. I am about to drop 100 lbs. by drinking a miracle concoction of acai fruit, and it is waiting for me to try for free!! I have been recommended to become a CSI/forensics specialist in my area, and they are BEGGING me to become a secret shopper. There are LOTS of hot, Christian singles looking for me, and I can start today, typing from home, and making $1500 per week. NOW... is it just me, or am I in demand? WHAT? SURELY all of you get these spams too, and I must wonder how they get to me/us? I didn't sign up at the Hot Christian Network . com, and they didn't spam me from those times I googled their site.... (that was a joke, in case you can't judge the inflection of my voice that you can't hear) I'm 100% sure that I have never seen that adjective describe that noun...

SOOOOO, as summer is QUICKLY screeching to a halt, I guess I only need to go as far as my spam folder to find out what I can do to become a millionaire and then be able to blog all day if I wanted!!! I am also equally as certain, that if I COULD make $1500 typing from home, those people wouldn't be seeking me out, I'd be the one searching for THEM!!!

Tomorrow I hope to post pictures of something VERY boring to you, but THRILLING to me!! My WONDERFUL main squeeze, the chicken farmer, has been forming up SIDEWALKS FOR US!! YIPPEE!! That makes me as happy as those $1,000,000 in gifts I have waiting on me somewhere!!! I'll try to get a picture of him too, sporting the "do rag" that is a fashion NECESSITY, here on the chicken ranch...

Have a great evening, and thanks for sharing a day in the life of a chicken farmer's wife!! love to all!! Jerri